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BOOBSANDWICH
I spend a good portion of my life laughing my ass off
"I always wanted to be on your stupid blog."
- Tad
“Passion Pit? I don’t know what that is…
It sounds like a Kern’s Nectar.”
-Tad
"If you tell me “Woah.. you clean up well..”….to me it says “You dress like a dirty homeless person most days."
- Cece
"I love working for a company where you can say peehole"
- Drew
"My favorite part is when I make it rain on you…and my favorite part of today is that I just sent a real text saying that."
- Cece, aka GURINE
"Having tattoos on your face is basically announcing to the world “Nah. I’m good. This is as far as I wanna go in life.” And THAT my friend is a sexy attitude."
- Shannon
"No girl named Bethany is EVER chill."
- Casey
"You were a chunky kid, weren’t you… When your mom hid the candy you were like, “fuck it. I’m going for the cat food."
- Ed
"YO! BANANA MAN! WHERE YOU AT!"
- BERTRAM
- Me: Why do girls have such nice handwriting?
- Derek: Because their forearms are weaker.
- (Yes, he was completely serious.)
